Oh Fearne! Fearne, Fearne, Fearne...
How well you've done, and how much you've grown! since that fateful day in yesteryear when you won some PR-driven talent competition bullshit, which fatefully brought you onto my TV screen.
Ahh... I remember it well! There I was watching Kenan & Kel, or something equally awesome, when BOOM! a ravishing new young presenter appeared before me. You surely created some of my fondest youthful television memories. Not because you were any good of course, you were shit. But it started my love of observing people's failures being broadcast on live TV.
But Oh! Fearne dearest, we have so much in common! A love of popular culture, television, music...
Gotta get me one of them T-shirts...
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